How Marketing to Christians is Like Marketing to Retards - SEOCracy DISS MY BLOG Entry #1

Here we go with the first SEOCracy.com DISS MY BLOG contest entry. Rob encouraged us to go all out on this one, I personally have no idea about Rob's faith or not, so this might not be a DISS at all; but I thought it was rather clever :) So here goes nothing, oh and btw this prelude is by no means a kiss ass tactic or any kind of disclaimer for the diss I was just letting you guys know what my thought process was.

Marketing to Christians Is Like Marketing to Retards

Rob is always talking about how awesome the Christian niche market is and what tremendous potential it has. And he calls this a secret?!? How in the fuck can you not sell something to these goons. You slap a cross on some any thing and they will eat it up. But Rob acts like this is great advice, like he is some kind of actual guru spouting weak ass knowledge like this?The most obvious is the name SEOCracy it's a play on the word Theocracy. Meaning that a divine power is ruling over the people of the land either through a manifestation via a human or via a religous institution. So is Rob try to tell us that he is God's (READ: The Abrahamic Idea of the Mystery Man in the sky who governs over everyone) gift to SEO? That is all well and good but his advice surely doesn't seem inspired by God's nor does it even seem relevant to real SEO efforts; but I digress - now lets examine the christian philosophy and all the things wrong with it and then lets decide if Rob is giving us any info worth a shit or if he is just telling us to prey on the weaker minded members of our society.

First there are at least eight insurmountable problems within the extant evidence that each independently refute the Christian doctrine of a divine Jesus:

• Jesus' endorsement of the murderous immorality of Yahweh in the Torah;


• Jesus' doctrine of "eternal punishment" in the "eternal fire" of Hell;


• Jesus' failure to claim actual divinity;


• Jesus' failed prophecy of his imminent return;


• Jesus' failure to competently reveal his doctrines (concerning e.g. salvation, hell, divorce, circumcision, and diet) in his own written account or that of an eyewitness;


• Jesus' failure to perform miracles the accounts of which cannot be so easily explained as faith-healing, misinterpretation, exaggeration, and embellishment;


• Jesus' failure to attract significant notice (much less endorsement) in the only detailed contemporaneous history of first-century Palestine;


• Jesus' failure to recruit


• anyone from his family,


• any acquaintance from before his baptism,


• a majority of Palestinian Jews, and even


• some of those who heard his words and witnessed his alleged miracles.

So first of all this Jesus guy who is the son of God yet he is talking shit about his
dad preaching against him? Then he never actually says his is the son of God?
This smells of bullshit to me. And no one from his family save his brother James would join him in his ministry? Not to mention no one else really wanted to have anything to do with this whack job if his contemporaries saw his as a loon. And Titus Flavius Josephus the guy who wrote everything down about these times, even lowly criminal acts were recorded by him; but he never once mentions the jewish messiah? But wait you say Titus Flavius Josephus did write one thing about him the Testimonium Flavianum but that turned out to be a forgery!!@!@!!
Look how desperate these people actually are they can't even cope with the fact that their God and Savior are all made up they are so out of touch that they can't accept the good teaching of Jesus that have to prove time and time again that he is REAL.

So again back to the fact that Rob is trying to tell us that marketing to these weak minded people is the right thing to do ? What if retards had credit cards and internet access would Rob tell us that those are the people that we should go after? That the retards are the big spenders cause they will buy anything with flashy lights and pretty pictures? Well either Rob is just as dillusional (which I think he is if he thinks his blog is worth a shit) as these people or he is one of them and is trying to use his blog to spread the word and convert us all.
What the fuck Rob that is one low down trick, use money, wealth and power to convert people - who would do such a thing? Maybe just maybe Rob is actually a genius, maybe he is making money and spreading the word of God, maybe there is a special place for Rob in heaven right there at the right hand of God or maybe just maybe he is going to die broke and alone and then realize that there is no fucking heaven and that he will spend eternity in an existence of nothingness and then he will wish for all that time back where he was spreading the good word.